DEMO 2012
by
johnXjackson
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released 28 February 2012
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- Track Name: X Buster? I Hardly Know Her!
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Chill Penguin, you think you can see?
You think you're fucking slick, you can't hide from me.
Watch your back, you fucking Storm Eagle.
You put your beak all up in shit you can't handle.
You think you're gonna Spark Mandrill me,
I'll steal your thunder, fucking take that shit for free.
Flame Mammoth are you even gonna try?
Suck my tornado, here's your fucking surprise.
X Buster.
Fuck you, Sting Chameleon.
I'll cut you down from your fucking vine.
What's that? A Launch Octopus?
Your bitch ass can't run, I'll fucking kill you for fun.
Boomer Kwanger, what the shit are you?
Here comes a missile, ain't nothing fucking new.
Armored Armadillo, you stupid little bitch,
this is a fucking threat, you'd better not snitch.
Warning: X is the first of a new generation of robots which contain an innovative new feature, the ability to think, feel, and make their own decisions. X possesses great risks as well as great possibilities. I can only hope for the best.
Got my helmet, got my boots,
Got my blaster, time to shoot.
- Track Name: Year of the Dragon
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Dual Shock.
Six worlds, a purple fucking dragon.
He spits flames, you ain't got a chance Gnorc.
Send your minions, send them by the millions.
I'll cut them up, eat them with a fork, bitch.
Nasty Gnorc, you stupid fucking orc.
You think you're strong, you think you're so fucking fly.
You walk around flaunting your weak shit.
I've had enough; now it's time to die.
I'll see you anywhere, anytime.
You've got a mouth that only spits lies.
I'm coming for you, you'd better not hide.
Your fucking head: my ultimate prize.
Ripto's Rage.
Avalar, sitting on my shoulder.
Sparx dragonfly, cruising by my side.
Elora, Hunter, even the professor,
We're coming for you, we're gunning for you.
Crush and Gulp, is that all you fucking got?
You fucking serious? You can't hang with us.
You thought that lava could end this pursuit?
Fuck you, let the dragon fight ensue.
- Track Name: We Can't Stop Here, This is Donkey Kong Country
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Pounding on the ground, I'll fucking kill you all.
Grab a banana on the way to King K. Rool.
Jump on your head, throw a barrel in your face.
Put you baddies in your mother fucking places.
K-O-N-G I got an extra life.
Collecting these balloons so I never fucking die.
DK, Diddy, Candy, Cranky, Dixie, Funky, Baby, Lanky.
Take our fucking country back, one game at a die.
Get the fuck out,
This is DK's house.
Donkey Kong.
Flying through the jungle, swinging tree to tree.
Killing birds and beavers in the fucking canopy.
Cruising on a rhino, chilling on a swordfish,
hopping on a frog, and riding on an ostrich.
You can't escape, I'm the king of the jungle.
You can bet you're in some motherfucking trouble.
Fighting Kremlings on Gangplank Galleon,
Recovering all of Donkey Kong's banana horde.
DK, Donkey Kong is here.
- Track Name: One Shell, Two Shell, Red Shell, Blue Shell
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Grab your cart, start your engines,
Three, two, one, time to go.
Make my way through Choco Mountain,
Dodging penguins in the snow.
Boardwalk thick with bat shit,
Drift around every Thwomp,
Jumping over lava pits,
What the fuck? Chain chomp.
Got my item box, who knows what's inside,
Better hit the gas, there's no where to hide.
Red shell coming straight for you.
Blue shell: first place there's nothing you can do.
Mario and Luigi cruising in the Turbo Birdo,
Gonna push it to the max,
See how fast this kart can go.
Drifting through the first turn
To get that extra boost flame.
Nana peel, Koopa shells,
I gotta hit the fucking brakes.
Baby's right behind me
Catching up in the Barrel Train.
I can take him out,
I'll drop a fake box in his lane.
Wrong way.
Lakitu, I would be so lost without you.
Dream team: Baby Weegee, Bowser Junior,
Cruising in first in the fucking Turbo Blooper.
Sick and tired of falling off Rainbow Road,
Prepare yourself to get destroyed,
Battle mode.